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Subwoolfer, the biggest band in the galaxy, got together 4.5 billion years ago on their home planet… the Moon.

Since then, Keith and Jim have conquered the music scene on every other planet, making them the most successful pop group ever… so they tell us.

On Sunday 20 July, 1969, a prophet named Neil appeared to them, and was soon hailed as ‘the man with the strongest arms’. He promised to return telling them he would help them become the biggest band on his planet, too; but only once they had written the greatest song in the universe, sung in his native tongue, English.

Neil never returned. However, they found DJ Astronaut. And now, armed with the greatest song in existence, Give That Wolf a Banana, they have come to earth to claim their musical throne by performing at the most important and prestigious musical event in the history of the world: the Eurovision Song Contest 2022.

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Lyrics of Give That Wolf A Banana

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name so I will call you Keith

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

See where you‘re going but, I don‘t know where you‘ve been
Is that saliva or blood dripping off your chin?
If you don‘t like the name Keith, I‘mma call you… Jim

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum,
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I‘m in danger now, I guess
Lets go to grandma‘s, you say grandma taste the best

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf (I want your grandma yum yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum

Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum

Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf (want your grandma yum yum)

Someone give that wolf a banana

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf, give that wolf, wolf, wolf

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum

Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
yum

Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name so, I will call you Keith